" blood sausage "

 [ "blood sausage" ]

1: A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

  * e.g.,  ... "I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..." 

 [ "blood sausage" ]

1: Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.

  * e.g.,  ... The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>! 

 [ "blood sausage" ]

1: An especially turgid penis with throbbing veins, and the effect is even more pronounced for most men while wearing a cock ring.

  * e.g.,  ... Marielle especially liked Bob's blood sausage, because it felt naturally ribbed for her pleasure, and the 'old in and out' provided her with much more sensory pleasure than Steve's 'little trooper'. 

 [ "blood sausage" ]

1:  Kiszka, a Polish sausage made with blood.

  * e.g.,  ... Stashu liked to eat his kiszka with eggs and ketchup. 

 [ "Blood Sausage" ]

1: A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

  * e.g.,  ... "I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..." 

 [ "Blood Sausage" ]

1: After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.

  * e.g.,  ... When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage. 

 [ "Blood sausage" ]

1: Your dick. After period sex, enough said

  * e.g.,  ... As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage 

 [ "Blood Sausage" ]

1: When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.

  * e.g.,  ... I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage. 

 [ "Blood sausage" ]

1: The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.

  * e.g.,  ... I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever! 

 [ "Blood Sausage" ]

1: When a person sinches a knot very tightly around the base of his/her erect penis just before ejactulation. This causes the blood in the penis to stay in the penis. The man or womans penis only becomes a blood sausage once their bigjuicyboner subsides. Since the lameduck (unerect penis) is much shorter than the bigjuicyboner and still has all of the blood from the bigjuicyboner, it looks like a plump blood sausage Note: This does not work for niggers because of their burnt skin.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey ya'll! My new nigger can't get a blood sausage!